Adam

I've been called clever, eccentric, interesting, creative, funny and thought provoking. Hopefully my tweets reflect all that and more.

[Adam @adamelbaum]

My 7 year old has a reply to your 8 year old

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My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[Adam @adamelbaum]

@McDonalds thought you'd appreciate the cicada I just found in my backyard. Is this part of your new ad campaign?

[Adam @adamelbaum]

@mwisme saw this and thought it could be used as some sort of patter for your trick

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How to get easy percentages: https://t.co/qXuiZIAEmc https://t.co/tnulwZ9iad

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@comcastcares why have I not been able to get service at my building 2637 n 4th St, it's been over a month. Been getting the runaround

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@TheWeirdWorld

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Gravity Defying Shoes https://t.co/E86aD7k9ay

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My life is forever changed if this works. #lifehack #duvetcover https://t.co/ZEgPCQBgi8

[Adam @adamelbaum]

@verizon is the least professional companies and is responsible for unapologetically displacing 30 people rendering them homeless

[Adam @adamelbaum]

The call I just had with my father:
Dad: hey, you busy?
Me: yeah I cant really talk I'm showing an apartment to someone, anything importan…

[Adam @adamelbaum]

Many of you have heard about the real estate project I've been working on over the past year converting a school into 15 loft style apartme…

[Adam @adamelbaum]

A little late on the posting, but finally got a good pic. Last weekend I had the honor of officiating Jocelyn and Alex's wedding. Definitel…

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The most underaddressed issue today https://t.co/qEzCEyPYF5

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That moment when you notice toothpaste wiped on your bath towel and you know you didn't do it because you always secretly wipe your toothpa…

[Adam @adamelbaum]

So I finally got a camera other than my phone. Figured it's the perfect excuse to post some pics of Anna and Julia.

[Adam @adamelbaum]

Hey man, I had a cancelation yesterday for the magic dinners I do with chef Alex Garfinkel so there are 2 seats l… https://t.co/qjCFJHBh1K

[Adam @adamelbaum]

Just had a last minute cancelation for the Magic Dinner I'm performing at tomorrow evening at 730. There are 2 ti… https://t.co/qjCFJHBh1K

[Adam @adamelbaum]

Who's ready?
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[Adam @adamelbaum]

@alexrolfe mmmmmm. Let me know when I can come over to sample yours