Adam Graham

aspiring writer, too scared to watch hereditary, color blind, paul phoenix main

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

Teacher: *hands me test
Me: *analyzes first page
My brain: “DOLLAR SAVER GUY HERE WITH ANOTHER MONEY SAVING P D DOLLAR SAVER WE’RE OFF TO CICIS PIZZA THATS THE LETTERS P D DOLLAR SAVER DOT COM”

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

If someone buys loadout ill take care of the balloon

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG Can’t wait

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG What

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG @Expect_theworst @Willpig The mission is everyday life

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Gamecocks WIN!

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

The definitive batman. Made me fall in love with the character. Rest in peace.

[Batman @Batman]

Thank you. 🦇❤️

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG Why is it always finger

[🦅 @tatendabro]

30 minutes after they bury you

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

It’s happening. The new Goosebumps tv series is announced.

https://t.co/VjXbQ0ewmX

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

.@solerpower12 just hit one back to Atlanta!

#BattleATL | #WorldSeries

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG Dude must be a big wig at dunkin on his burner account

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@AnonymousAJG Bubby?

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@nasirydavis Lol sweet I’m excited

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

Bro what frat is this? They keep sending me stuff in the mail.

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

If black people were in Squid Game 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

@dfree396 @AnonymousAJG I think he did that on purpose bc some games were bound to win no matter the matchup. Could be wrong.

[Adam Graham @adamgraham413]

My dad gives directions like electricity doesn’t exist

“Under the gray light of the waning gibbous set your sights east for 300 miles as the crow flies. When the sun hangs, shift northeast for 20 clicks past your uncle franks. Keep steady for 1000 paces. Godspeed.”

Bro what.