Adam Graunke

Disciple of Jesus, husband, father, connoisseur of Chiefs haters’ tears

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@MattVerderame That hit on Greene…😳

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@Farzin21 5: No outcome would surprise me at this point.

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@RealMNchiefsfan I knew it was happening after the Jags loss, when I dusted off the numbness I used to feel after a loss in the pre-Mahomes era, and put it on like an old jacket from deep in the closet.

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[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

“Hey FBI, you need to look into the Chiefs next 👀”

FBI: “You think they have been throwing games deliberately?”

“No, the opposite!”

FBI: “The opposite?”

“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”

FBI: “Ok, so we can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”

“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”

FBI: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”

“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”

FBI: “Oh…. Ok”

“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”

FBI: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?

“Yes they do.”

FBI: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”

“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”

FBI: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”

“They sure do!”

FBI: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”

“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”

FBI: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?

“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”

FBI: “Hmm…”

“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”

FBI: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”

“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”

FBI: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) we will get right on that! 😂”

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@iwbydbadbmotf1 @LilaGraceRose So 36 deaths is acceptable?

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@Section344Lions It’s a week 6 non conference game. Get over it.

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Change the name from the Tush Push to the Early Bird, because the Eagles false start every single time.

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@ChaseDaniel @ConcernsChief Only when we’re winning.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

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@BradHensonPro Tell that to the Texans, Titans, and 49ers.

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@ArrowheadLive The Buffalo Would’ves

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@Chargers_Union What kills me is that the Chiefs didn’t even try anything different (jumbo packages, extra tackle, screen passes, designed qb runs etc). But you’re right.

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@stoolpresidente What are you doing watching the game?

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