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I’m here to RT @thehenryallen bc he’s hilarious

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Astonished how consistently terrible and once again proven to never @FlyFrontier as I will always get to my destination 4 hours later than anticipated.

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@Thehenryallen Bet they’re stressed out

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I have swim trunks on at the swap meet

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Imagine having a heart attack and this pulls up

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I stand by this. Maybe my best tweet ever

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I need to set my sights higher

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I’m a writer

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Like if Long Johns are the best donut
Retweet if ur stupid

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Direct deposit: $1400

Me: You can use my phone as a hotspot

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Hi yes could I please have the combo No. 2 and the Mambo No. 5

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@HP is there a reason why it’s virtually impossible to talk to costumer service? Please answer. I have had continuous problems with my printer and support never answers.

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My girlfriend asked me what the zip code for Minford is and I told her it was 69,69,4-2-0. Then she repeated it once and said okay and saw no red flags at all

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I’d be so mad if I got grillz and then masks got mandated

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If this gets 2 likes I’ll turn the shower on

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@krampuskaye This is legit me Hahahaha

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Me - how is this phone?
Verizon worker - it’s straight fire! 🔥
Me - oh cool! Is there an adult I can speak with?

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@krampuskaye Hahahahaha

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@adamhadsell https://t.co/Y9RdxW2TOH

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This just in: Popeyes chicken sandwich is similar to your man....greasy and trash

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I like Twitter more than Facebook because I can cuss and my high school science teacher won’t see it to think less of me