Adam Hansen

Guatemalan, European, American. Photographer, streamer, Author. My book is the first link in my link tree, any previews are on my Instagram.

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I love tweeting, it’s like standing in the middle of a room where one wall is half full of people that follow me, and I’m talking to the wall opposite to it :)

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@Riley__senpai Find a park 😭😭😭

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@Ariidubs @burritoprophet I suppose that’s one way to say it lol

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@burritoprophet @mrswamsbsgans Moulin rouge was because of her first divorce?

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I need a new snoh album 😭😭😭

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@5thyearburner @AppleTV Now I have to finish watch it only to witness the dumpster fire

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@theefangirlie @AppleTV Did you end up watching it?

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I did not like this movie. I watched halfway through and turned it off. Everything about it just felt off. The editing was noticeable and terrible in the beginning, the sound design was weird, the script was mid. I love Denzel, he’s always a win, but this movie wasn’t it

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

#Highest2Lowest is now streaming on Apple TV+

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@financedystop If it was $7500/mo and every portapotty looked like that exactly, then absolutely. All you had to do was suck up the waste with a vacuum? Idk sounds pretty easy to me. I’ve used a few portapotties, so it’s really not that bad

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How did @Apple push F1 The Movie so hard on their TV app, and now that it’s out, you can’t even watch it with Apple TV+?
Make that make sense.

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@hustlanani Stealing

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@esteemae2 @patternrecognii Of course it did

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@AutumnRhodess He invited you to Miami and you met him in Toronto?

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@JERICHO https://t.co/Q1V3NRiQT4

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@megannn_lynne Going to the movies alone*

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@JERICHO Jerichi

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@JERICHO It doesn’t even last that long (not that I’ve tried), it barely lasts 8 hours let alone 72

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@WhattaHoser @JERICHO Crazy lol

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@JERICHO It’s been one helluva ride for as long as I’ve been around, and I definitely look forward to whatever gas you got left in the tank brother.

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@eternalcumslime @PopBase They weren’t. They just started having sex

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@JERICHO @Ravens Was* built

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@JERICHO @Ravens Drafting Derek Henry in my fantasy was the best decision ever. I thought my team built on the back of kittle, and Henry just keeps turning it on