Adam Hmada

NYC

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I shoplift so this plastic bag ban doesn’t really affect me

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If your kid posts a thirst trap today you failed as a father

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I need a girl so loyal that if I decide I’m trans she’ll go gay for me

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If I was a girl I’d never let myself smash

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White people live their life like they’re the main character in a sitcom

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If climate change kills us and it’s still 60 degrees in the summer I’m shooting the sun

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I can’t multitask when I’m high I be turning down my headphones so I could taste my sandwich better

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Warm water tastes like it’s expired

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God was speaking through him

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

"The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq... I mean of Ukraine"
Former US President George W Bush slips up and condemns Russian President Vladimir Putin's invasion of "Iraq"
https://t.co/UWSFtFBmUs

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New Yorkers would rather steal from the bodega than wait in line

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@DCYOUNGFLY should host the oscars next year

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@Icon_4life Yea it was when did you see it?

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@PriyaTheMystic Facts yelling your point never works

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You know you’re struggling when you ask your barber if you can pay for the haircut with food stamps

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@FatAlladdin @SenMikeLee Facts😂

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Media’s doing a lot to protect these cops. I saw one headline that said “protester assaults cops gun with his face”

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Weed isn’t cutting it anymore I need crack to get through the rest of this quarantine

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You know life isn’t going well when your fridge is messy

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@FatAlladdin You can’t have the last name Husain and tweet this without being put on a watchlist

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I miss comedy more than Weinstein misses freedom