Adam Turner

Doing open mic comedy 🎤 just for photos to impress the chickssssss.

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

@NBNCo another unplanned outage, another multiple hour wait with no update.
You do understand that the endless loop of "contact your service provider" and service provider pointing your to the outage map is absolutely crazy, right?

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

@NBN_Australia hey, so no update on an unplanned outage in 5 hours is actually insane, just in case you were wondering.

Northcote area.

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

@metrotrains Imagine running a network so degraded that it needs urgent repairs during a peak. Sure would be a shame if anyone relied on metro for transportation.

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

@metrotrains thank you for running a terrible network and ruining so many people's mornings.

#metrotrains #melbourne #ptv

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

@jonesvibesonly Scream
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[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

Do liberals just hate Trump because he’s tacky? Bc I know they don’t care about anyone’s policies when under Biden homelessness went up 12%, deportations went up 250%, military spending went up 14%, and billionaires wealth went up 88% but they all still loved Kamala.

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Lucinda and Tim are probably both antivaxers but for completely different reasons #MAFSAU

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Sun dresses are a social construct
#WakeUp

[Paul Dempsey @PaulDempsey]

Friends! I highly recommend this awesome film about the wonderful and unique and brilliant @bukeandgase
There aren’t enough words or hours in the day to describe how much I love this band.
Get the @tubi app and your Saturday night viewing is sorted!
(You’re welcome 😁)

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Her: whatcha thinking about?
Me: nuffin
What I'm actually thinking:
Instead of a teardrop near my eye like a murderer I should get a tattoo of a tiny dick and balls in the same spot.

#showerthoughts #dickandballs

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Finland. Teeth.
#SBSEurovision #Eurovision

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Finland got the memo
#Eurovision #SBSEurovision

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

#cze #Eurovision #SBSEurovision
So strong. So hot.

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

@staticsan How dare you

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Kiss me out by the bearded barley
#Azerbaijan #SBSEurovision #Eurovision

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Leeloo Dallas multipass

#SBSEurovision #Eurovision #SWE

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

LOREEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
#SWE #Eurovision #SBSEurovision

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

A little person with a flute. I can't think of anything more Moldova. #SBSEurovision #Eurovision

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

Moldova. Every. Damn. Time. #SBSEurovision #Eurovision

[Adam Turner @adamjaytee]

LITTLE PEOPLE OF MOLDOVA UNITE #SBSEurovision #Eurovision