Adam Jonckheere

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

Sparkly wrapping paper needs to be banned. No gift is worth the mess it makes

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

What temperature do you begin using “real feel” vs. “wind chill”? In the winter, you say “it’s 30 degrees but the wind chill is 10 degrees” but in the summer, you say “it’s 80 degrees but the real feel is 95 degrees” and I never hear them used interchangeably 🤔

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

I’m going golfing today and I feel like I’m a prisoner who’s about to be set free 😎 #FREEDOM

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

@TradersFulcrum I won somehow! Thanks for putting it together. Who should I get ahold of for payment?

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

On a similar note, how are all of these people not recognizing who they are when they’re put on the show? 🤔

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

Impractical Jokers’ ratings are going to spike big time in the foreseeable future. It’s somehow on TV 24/7 and they have 0 competition other than infomercials and ESPN talking about when Zion will be better than LeBron

[Fireball sommelier @Sheehan_Sports]

Joe Burrow: 59 touchdowns this season.

MSU: 54 offensive touchdowns the last two seasons combined. Zero staff changes.

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

It is my duty to inform you this happened 4 years ago today

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

AB to the XFL. Calling it now #AntonioClown

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

😳 = everyone’s face when I’m walking down the aisle on an airplane hoping I don’t sit next to them

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

There��s no better feeling than putting your out of office on for two weeks 😎 #VacationMode

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

Here’s how I feel after walking through downtown Chicago at lunch time during Lolla -> 👴🏻

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

My boss sends me more emails when she’s on “PTO” than when she’s actually in the office and it’s really starting to grind my gears 🙄

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

I made a hole-in-one 10 years ago today and I still can’t believe that I didn’t save my ball and I hit it into the woods on my next shot. Definitely a top 5 stupid mistake in my life that I’ll never fully get over 🙄

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

The Pistons went 3-0 against the Raptors this season #NeverForget

[Zach Dresler @ZDresler]

🚨SPOILER ALERT 🚨

YO! I knew I had seen this scene before somewhere, so I did a thing...

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

“Could I please have a grande dark roast?” - me
“Oh did you mean medium?” - Starbucks employee
Not gonna lie...I’m shook 😳

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

There aren’t many perfect things in life but the Masters app is pretty damn close ���️

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

I normally go to restaurants on half off wine nights but I got a promotion today so I’m going to splurge and pay full price for wine tonight 😎 #BallerStatus

[Adam Jonckheere @adamjon92]

Just found out my 18 year brother snitched on his friend for drinking a mimosa and I’ve never been more disappointed in him #SnitchesGetStitches