Adam J Sperling

"Not everything has to be gamified, Paul" -Mike Trapp

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

@PopCrave someone get his Bachelor season on abc STAT

[MLB @MLB]

One day closer to finding out if we’re getting returnees on the new season of Big Brother #BB28

(Please put Danielle Reyes back on my screen 🙏)

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

ok maybe I don't know what & juliet is

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

‘This Is Us’ star Chrissy Metz was all smiles as she took the stage while making her Broadway debut in ‘& Juliet.’

(🎥: jpasc24)

[Carly Rae Jepsen Wiki @carlyraewiki]

🚨 EMERGENCY: @CarlyRaeJepsen has updated her website and sent out a newsletter text teasing the start of her next era:

— “Is this thing on?”

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Billy Idol is short for Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

the film Old is a very clever concept because it plays off of everyone's greatest fear: going to a beach that makes you grow old really fast

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

“That’ll do” -Monica

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Ready or not 2 really answers the question “ready or not” with the answer “ready”

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Going to rocks for two people exchanging saliva

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

will arnett divorce movie you guys won best picture

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

@povyouremykid All of my change I spent on you

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Peyton and Eli are actually both incredible if you simply consider their awful brother Straw Manning, who I just invented

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Peyton and Eli actually suck if you simply consider their superior brother Straw Manning, who I just invented

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Your birthday sometimes falls on presidents day... was that hard for you?

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Zoinks!

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

Picture this miss peacock and I were both butt naked banging on the billiard room floor with the lead pipe (shaggy if he lived in the clue mansion)

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

@robcesternino No thanks

[Adam J Sperling @adamjsperling]

The lion does not concern himself with being called a coward