Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard
Just walked past this minutes after listening to Pep’s final press conference at City.
Tony Walsh read this out after the Manchester arena attack 9 years ago and Pep installed it in the dressing room. 🩵
The way you move,
the way you play for City,
you’re on the wing together with Cherki!
We’re on the piss,
we’re gonna win the league!
I love Semenyo, just the way you areee! 🎶🕺