Adam Kuert

280 Neanderthal variants

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

Don't understand @Interstellar's gravitational spacetime relativity? I preordered my Apple Watch 14 mins late and now I have to wait 35 days

[Keegan Osinski 🏳️‍🌈 @keegzzz]

A yes that famous historical figure
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[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

I made a nerdy game for the wonderfully nerdy @playdate.

How fast can you guess a country by its shape? What is the capital of Greenland? How many nation states can I offend with my amateur interpretation of open source GIS data?

https://t.co/r9h5LtJ1Il

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@nfarina Weird way to brag about how strong you’ve gotta, but ok.

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@kiyokaz @nfarina I’m available. But I’ll need afternoon naps in writing.

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@OhMyBem Probably an underpaid junior engineer punishing you for complaining about a hair in your First Class meal.

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@nfarina Copilot makes total sense for an experienced programmer like yourself, but do you think something is lost by this level of assistance for someone still learning a language, framework, or ecosystem? How would you debug that “fiddly Swift” if you’d never had to write it yourself?

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@nfarina If you’d like to release spineless.js, I think I could dig up the code for you…

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@33b5e5

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@OhMyBem finish each others

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

Went for a shirtless run and got checked out by a priest #StillGotIt

[max seddon @maxseddon]

Russia has banned 25 US citizens including Sean Penn and Ben Stiller from visiting the country.

This will probably cost them their roles alongside Steven Seagal in Under Siege 3

https://t.co/FUoJOZvO05

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia, who took more campaign cash from the oil and gas industry than any other senator, blew up the Democratic Party’s plan to fight climate change.

Here’s a look at how the plan unraveled as the Earth continues to warm. https://t.co/js6zCTQvg9

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@erikcederberg Don’t give up; you’re almost there! All you need is a few million dollars to spend on marketing and advertising and you’re there!

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@friedcakesnerd I think we should also revive “twinling”

[Senator Brian Schatz @SenBrianSchatz]

Next, we need to pass my FOREST Act with @repblumenauer and ban products originating from illegally deforested land. https://t.co/1T60qPwY7C

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@erikcederberg Could have been worse:

https://t.co/9nzYKhzZ4k

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

[Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann]

Carl Sagan predicted QAnon more than two decades ago:

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@erikcederberg I was gonna make a joke about you, @trueliesmorelli, @jjrivkin and @alectheviking, but the pain is still too real

[Adam Kuert @adamkuert]

@jshardison @nfarina @channel Don’t worry, we’ll beat them any day now; just as soon as we build this final one-off feature for our largest customer…