Adam Leff

@[email protected] — TechOps manager person at Salesforce Pardot. Used to do fun stuff at Chef and WebMD. I enjoy subtle jokes, Oxford commas and irony.

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@elejia @Buck @ESPNBooger 100% truth on all counts.

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@libsysguy @VMwareExplore I think the darkness of my test line is trying to tell me I have extra COVID.

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@libsysguy @VMwareExplore Damn, dude. I’m really sorry. We’ve been lucky to make it this far. I hope your symptoms aren’t too bad.

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@Logitech your TLS certificate for *.myharmony.com expired today and is breaking Alexa integration.

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@libsysguy You kidding me?

I’m the head judge. Word.

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@flicsmartbutton any system issues at the moment? Buttons not triggering Alexa routines, app displaying errors when attempting to load hub settings (such as “unable to add user to hub” and “could not load data”).

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@benrector, you are simply amazing. I’m so sorry the lights were not cooperating for you on the last night of your tour, but I’m so grateful to have seen your kick-ass show at Wolf Trap, and I wasn’t about to miss your livestream tonight!

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Attn: @robbkidd

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@robbkidd

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@robbkidd It’s so weird to be in a position where I feel like I need to apologize for your niceness.

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@libsysguy @askUHC I fell in my front yard. It happened at the time of the injury.

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I honestly had no idea I could’ve gotten my tib-fib fracture repaired without being admitted to the hospital. Is there some sort of “fix your own leg” kit I could’ve gotten at Target or Walgreens? Thanks, @askUHC! If only I had a severe illness too, I might have lucked out.

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@LamontGranquist @askUHC Especially given that I was under general anesthesia from emergency surgery from a traumatic injury requiring a paramedic ambulance transport at the time the decision was made!

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A story in two parts.

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@lstoll thanks i hate it

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You’ll figure it out soon, @AlaskaAir. I believe in you.

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@lstoll Yes. That’s where trains belong in NYC. But the above-basement level has way less human urine on the floor.

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I’m having a lot of trouble with the experience of waiting for an Amtrak train out of NYC and not feeling like I’m in an actual dumpster.

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Two nuns walk into a TopGolf. This isn’t a joke; this just happened two bays down from us.