Adam

StraightOuttaTheGarden

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

Thanks @IAmUr_Weh for letting me live as long as I did #over800years

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

It only took 130 years to get a son I like. #LoveYouSeth

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

Turns out Cain killed Abel #whatashame
How long did Cain hate his brother??
As long as he was Abel to.

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

Abel looks exhausted from playing in the fields with Cain! I bet they had a lot of fun! #proudfather #brothergoals

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

I'm #blessed to have @cainthepain1 and @abel as my sons! I can tell they're gonna get along great! #BrotherlyLove

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

Eve and I headed East and she told me she was pregnant #conceived

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

When @IAmUr_Weh kicks you out of the Garden #originalsin #peaceout

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

That moment when you realize you're naked #awkward #gottafindthoseleaves

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

Just met the nicest garden snake, he offered Eve and me an apple #howsweet #veryjuicy

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

When God says you cant eat apples from the Tree of Knowledge... #yolo #imgonnaeatthatapple

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

@IAmUr_Weh just gave me an Eve to live with...how sweet! #truelove #meanttobe #loveisanopendoor

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

jealous? #livinglikelarry

[Adam @adamlovesapples]

OMG just became the first man on Earth #turnup #wheresmyotherrib