aaron damm

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@adamcarolla Ruff night for Washington

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@BaldBryan Can’t chew on a metal straw

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@BaldBryan 🤦‍♂️

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@HORSESHOEGANG @YouTube “My money is funny like Tiffany I never Had ish”. Legit thought for a second “WTF” did I download the clean version 😂

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@HORSESHOEGANG I need to see the actual notebook now. Sounds like finally to me too

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@HipHopDX PAC yes, Eminem yes, Nas yes, Cube probably the best…but Mac Dre’s Mac Stabber is pretty legendary

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@CrookedIntriago Menace to Sobriety needs a video

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@TheCousinSal Is this the first time a team has simultaneously been a playoff contender and 1st draft pick contender this late in the season?

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@BrookeAshleee @k_plumm Well technically they are right. Your bank account is filled with a million air

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I think she was ready for this question. Damn. Harvard Law vs the White House press corps isn’t really a fair fight. https://t.co/L9CK3MHCC0

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@redban

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

Just watch and enjoy the art https://t.co/cxW7bwJngJ

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@TheCousinSal Will the cowboys win this game up 28-7 at the half? 🤷‍♂️ I still think it’s a coin toss

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but all Table Salt is Sea Salt. Mined Salt just happens to come from long-buried, evaporated, prehistoric seas.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The opening scene to @Disney’s #Frozen portrays Ice Harvesters hauling blocks of ice, afloat with about 10% of their volume above water. Just like icebergs.

So somebody at Disney does, in fact, care about physics — not to mention all the shit they got right in #TheLionKing.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear @Disney, You got it right the first time. Water crystals have hexagonal “six-fold” symmetry.

You still have a few months to fix your #Frozen2 Movie Poster, unless the sequel takes place in another universe, where water crystalizes to different laws of physics.

[aaron damm @adamm27]

@GameOfThrones haven’t seen past season 1 ep. 1 yet, so my unbiased 2 cents idea with all “controversy” is to make 3 different final seasons #unprecedented

[khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib]

I would like to address @ufc

Why didn't you fire anyone when their team attacked the bus and injured a couple of people? They could have killed someone there, why no one says anything… https://t.co/ufn0yhaEG5