The Eurythmic King of Nowhere

we're just innocent men

[McMike @ItsMcMikeTime]

Another example of "not my job"

A car took out a traffic light a few weeks ago and the city just replaced it - but left the car parts behind.

I also thought that was a hubcap the first time I saw it.

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

@r4v3nr0s3 Hasn't worked yet, but I'll get back to you if it ever does

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Brought a toy camera to work today

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

@ClaireMax This is the first time I'm seeing a serial number. Was it ever shown on screen, or is it like secondary source material?

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

The type of dress that makes little old ladies say "You're so beautiful, can I pick you a flower???"

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

> Archbishop named Moth
> Immediately installs massive lights everywhere in his cathedral

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Definitive proof that "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" is the greatest tweet in this app's history.

[情景師アラーキー @arakichi1969]

【その日】
人類は思い出した。
ヤツらに支配されていた恐怖を‥‥

※AI不使用
※出演:庭にいるカマキリさん

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Y’all can’t do this kind of boomer era shaming in this economy

[Entomemeology @entomemeology]

💯

[𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕟 𓂆 @ElenP79608464]

i love how the way he is spitting out his words as hatefully as possible clashes with the fact that the words he chose were "oh yeah? well YOU lick snizz!"

[Terrance 9️⃣ @spiketeejoint]

Cinema is powerful because we all see this cake and think of the same movie.

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

@r4v3nr0s3 That feels incredibly specific

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

I'm a straight, white, cis male. I've lived in rural and urban areas. White neighborhoods, black neighborhoods. Red states, blue states. The demographic I am most uncomfortable around is, and has always been, conservative white men. You're not forced to be racist, you just suck.

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

@tragic_endings_ I know I'm not exactly a handsome man, but I do know that if my face ever appeared in one of these videos it'd wreck my already fragile self confidence. Why do this to people?

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

This human shaped giant is holding something in its left hand. You see it wind up, cocking its arm back, and the last thought to go through your brain before your head gets exploded like a bird is 'Is that a baseball?'

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

You kneel down to check on him and see something has rolled to the edge of a spill of moonlight. 'Is that a baseball?' A light goes on, drawing your attention to an open doorway. But something's wrong. There's a shadow standing in it. Impossibly tall. Taller than the doorway.

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

You and a couple guys break into a house. Nice place, surely they have some nice stuff. A couple minutes in you hear a *whump* and watch one of your buddies pitch backwards. Before you can say anything your other buddy hits the ground. Gasping for air, clutching his chest.

[v- Raven “Only Fangs” Rose -v @r4v3nr0s3]

@adamn_the_red Omggggg I forgot about that 🤣

[The Eurythmic King of Nowhere @adamn_the_red]

@r4v3nr0s3 Whatcha say we get hitched and you can use it?