adam

Former CFO for Enron. Pspspspspspspspsps

[adam @adamncheetah]

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[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

0 - Neither Jurriën Timber (6 passes) nor Kai Havertz (5 passes) completed any of their passes for Arsenal against Man City today, the first outfield players on record (from 2003-04) to play 89+ minutes of a Premier League match and not successfully pass to a teammate. Plan.

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

25bps or 50bps? You need to call it.

[Georgia Southern Men's Soccer @GSAthletics_MSO]

WHAT A FIRST COLLEGIATE GOAL FOR THE FRESHMAN 😱

#HailSouthern | #SCTop10 | @NCAASoccer

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/MB0pFvvUZh

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Cole Palmer has been nominated for the 2024 @BallondOr. 🙌💙

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Ooo I'm Erling Haaland and I score goals for fun, have magnificent hair and am built like a brick wall.

Grow up.

[adam @adamncheetah]

ehhhhh

[Golazo America @GolazoAmerica]

Do you back David Beckham on this prediction? 👀

[Golazo America @GolazoAmerica]

Do you back David Beckham on this prediction? 👀

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Calls Out Arlington National Cemetery For Hazard-Filled Fairways https://t.co/rcwG63ImvH

[adam @adamncheetah]

we want bama

[Premier League @premierleague]

Wow! 🤯

Enzo Maresca's @ChelseaFC get their first win of the season, as Noni Madueke scores his first Premier League hat-trick 🔥

#TheKickOff | #WOLCHE

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

😭😭😭😭😭

[adam @adamncheetah]

😭😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Madueke at 00.00am: “Everything about this place is s**t”, posted on Instagram by mistake talking about Wolverhampton 😅

Madueke at 3.15pm: scores a goal against Wolves.

Madueke at 3.23pm: scores again.

Madueke at 3.27pm: hat-trick.

Four goals in four days. 🔵🌪️

[adam @adamncheetah]

finally this bum is gone

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Romelu Lukaku to Napoli, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Chelsea accept €30m fixed fee plus add-ons up to €15m for €45m potential package.

Permanent transfer brokered by Ali Barat for Epic Sports.

Lukaku will sign 3 year deal at Napoli until 2027.

[brit @booritney]

masculine behavior isn't smoking cigars or gaining muscle mass. it's getting hopelessly, life-ruiningly addicted to online chess

[PFA @PFA]

It just got extremely cold in here 🥶

#PFAawards | @ChelseaFC

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

"we want grandkids" best i can do is a fat stack of napkins

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the bar and a thirty minute walk home. The difference is staggering,