Adam Crowe

you’re all knuts

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@AaronHorrocks @ScottAdamsSays Of my 20 dozen or so pet peeves, this one ranks among the top. 72° today and people are binging anime in their air tight steel cage with climate control set to 73° (a sweet spot temp for watching anime)

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@Sassafrass_84 To be fair, a dog’s nose can pick up very nuanced information from something as seeming useless as a turd.

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@libsoftiktok What’s fascinating is just how confidently she speaks this stuff. I mean, if it were me I’d be so unbelievably embarrassed that I’m saying this in public and with such conviction.

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@elonmusk If you manufacture toilets, your not getting work done by dropping a deuce.

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@CA_DMV Love how accommodating the user un-friendly interface of your website is. Nothing more fun than filling out all the personal info a zillion times until I find an available appointment. God bless useless bureaucracies with no accountability.

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@AdultADDTips Wondering if you can dedicate an episode to providing examples of how to trick ourselves into completing tasks imperfectly. Accent on 'imperfectly'. Better than not doing at all. Maybe hearing stories of how others have done this successfully.

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@caseyrosewilson I nominate @Leslie_Dubbs to guest on Bitch Fest. She’s the best non-houswife housewife fan I know. And she’s hilarious.

[iO West @iOWest]

Ridiculously great #sketch on top of the ridiculously great improv? YEAH! @DukeyComedy & Thriller tonight at 8! http://t.co/XmNu0ZeA9c

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@dadjeanssketch is performing to a hopefully packed crowd when you come by for our free show. Enter round the side of the building 7:30pm.

[Dad Jeans @dadjeanssketch]

You know what our show is this Sunday too same time and location. Maybe we are sketch buddies!? Have we met? https://t.co/2trOUrIFdr

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Honestly Thinks He’s Going To Get To Bed Early http://t.co/0yMy8QZNzT

[Dad Jeans @dadjeanssketch]

We will have a sneak preview appearance this Sunday at El Cid at 10 PM!

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@dadjeanssketch is a new @iOWest Sketch team w/@imtweedy @Leslie_Dubbs @Jungle2Brett @ActBlackwood @AdamnCrowe @PVilletto +MORE dir @eavoss

[Dad Jeans @dadjeanssketch]

Our new poster!

[Adam Crowe @AdamnCrowe]

@RoyLynam none of he above.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Buicks still look like Buicks.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Above all, remember that rejection is just a normal part of an unsuccessful person’s life http://t.co/l1JE5K1rCr

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Just because I'm Jesus doesn't mean I'm not also his dad. #ItsComplicated