Adam Watson

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

. @TheAA_UK broke down 930pm last night. Reported via the app, promised updates. Reported car was unrepairable, they sent a patrol at midnight. Book recovery for 12 today. Currently 3pm and they are close. No updates. @NatWest_Help what do I pay for a premium account for?

[CTYFC Raptors U17 2025/26 @CtyfcR]

Thank you @CamberleyTownFC for the opportunity to play at Krooner and to @CTYFCChairman for arranging. Our boys absolutely 😍the experience! Big thanks to @nellysdonuts for the catering 👍🏻

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

@VW_JPN I need to get a statement of compliance for a Golf sold in Japan. Can you supply this?

[The Poke @ThePoke]

After standing on the tail of a guide dog, Suella Braverman returned home to watch her favourite movie scene (Bambi’s mum getting shot) while relaxing by kicking some kittens.

[Jonathan Harvey @JOJEHARVEY]

The Tories celebrating the NHS birthday is a bit like Fred and Rose baking a cake for one of their kids they’ve tortured and is buried in the garden.

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

@v_pendleton @foofighters @TicketmasterUK I've just got some for London on Thursday. Just keep trying and they pop up every so often

[Grassroots @Teamgrassroots_]

#EndOfSeasonShoutout to Camberley Town Youth who do an exchange with a Dutch club called IVO Velden. They visited us this year. 25 Players and 6 Coaches stayed with our players and they had 5 days of fun. It all finishes with 2 matches to play for the Velden Cup. New friendships made.

#GrassrootsFootball #TeamGrassroots #GRF

[Paul Kirton @PaulKirton_]

🗣️Another weekend and another distressed child!

For the 2nd week running my 15yr old son had been shouted at by adults at an U9 game for making decisions which were against their team - even if correct, for not blowing his whistle quick enough, he was shouted at for..

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

@AngelaRosen3 @NikkiOMay @darrengrimes Your/you're when attacking someone else's intelligence. Lol

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

I'm told Nadine is planning to run up as he's giving his resignation speech, grab him round the ankles and scream 'don't go, don't listen to the shithouses, they're traitors, fucking traitors', until someone from London Zoo fires at her with a tranquiliser dart.

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

.@NME using a random number to select one of your top 500 albums to listen to. 207 is missing?

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

.@thetrainline can someone re-record the message on your season ticket phone line. Long email address, read quickly and not repeated with a beep in the middle isn't the best

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

Just been in the white swan in Sandhurst. The landlord brought his dog in to the garden and get it poo, didn't pick it up. There were kids running around. His staff refused to get him so we could complain. Just had to clean dog mess off my 6 year old @greeneking

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

.@PureGym any plans to stop the toilets leaking into the gym in Aldgate? They were leaking last time I was here a year ago

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

Why no mention of no unlimited ribs at lunch? 13 of us all went down for nothing. Phoned the day before and they didn't say @steamandrye

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

@EuroCarParts a refund for the pads and a goodwill gesture towards the incurred costs would be nice

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

2/2 @BremboBrakes @EuroCarParts had to have them replaced in Germany. Never buying brembo again. €200 down and nearly killed

[Adam Watson @adamnwatson]

bought these @BremboBrakes pads from @EuroCarParts. Lasted less than 500 miles pedal to floor and total failure 1/2