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[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@jjsilverman I see what you did there

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@BookOfEli_NFL ...tainted mostly by the memory of getting blown out in Atlanta the week following.

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@NHObis I love this poem. I first read it my sophomore year at OPRF and then started trying to casually slip the word “austere” into my everyday conversations. Good times.

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@NHObis 848.9088...I definitely had that number memorized and in heavy rotation.

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@dgardner @dgardner how is collapse of social order not itself a disaster? And how is whatever caused any instance of such collapse therefore not a cause of disaster? Maybe you can provide an example of social collapse that wasn’t precipitated by a disaster?

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@IKE_Packers @Lj_era8 has 43 touchdowns, so....

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@DustyEvely 1:13-1:15 is the money part

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@KirstenShielART actuary’s actuary

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

@barstoolsports @chadinabhan

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

pretty sure that *is* @EzekielElliott

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Cowboys should forget about paying Ezekiel Elliott and just sign this chick 😦

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

#2 and #4 are in HOF. I think #1 and #3 should be as well.

[Jennifer Matthews @JennMatthews57]

He was a team player w/ a high speed motor, football smarts & a crazy burst. Oh, he also loved to destroy QB’s. Already in the @USC_Athletics HOF, he’ll be inducted into the @Browns Ring of Honor on 9/22 and the next stop should be Canton for the @ProFootballHOF #ClayMatthewsHOF

[Izaiah @IzaiahTilton]

“So how’s DoorDash going?”

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

Take 14 seconds to remind yourself that cheap slapstick still has a place in modern discourse.

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 subs in the world, marine, lime, conscious, liminal and poena.

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

“...proving that Trump probably...”

[Ron Lieber @ronlieber]

Pulitzer to my NYT colleagues for proving that Trump probably committed criminal tax fraud and that he is daddy-made, not self-made, to the tune of many hundreds of millions of dollars. If you did't read it then, please read it now. https://t.co/QLTfDhWALm

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

Wherein we suspends obvious judgment on two disgusting womanizers because one has had a sports comeback.

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

You say origins I say oranges

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Wow -- Trump repeatedly mangles the word "origins," on three separate occasions saying "oranges" instead. 😳

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

With neither helmet nor adult diaper? Prolly not.

[adam petrich @adampetrich]

another example of how hard it can be to predict what happens after you pour gasoline on your pants