madambiznes

laugh!

Things that Move in the sky ✈️🛩️
Blackity Black
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#Aviation #Data #Sports

[madambiznes @adampivot]

A double scooping please!!!

[J O E L ▲ @JoelFickson]

Seriously, the more you level up, the more you realize that there are more levels. The best you can do is be excited about the level you have attained.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

People saying why didn’t South Africa also get our own Uzbekistan in the group…

Every group has its own Uzbekistan. If you don’t spot the Uzbekistan…chances are you are the Uzbekistan

😭

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[The Verge @verge]

Electric air taxis are stuck in the courtroom https://t.co/deJUIm4nt1

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

“When they saLmon with the “L”, I don’t like how the server looks at them”

Some conversations are hard to have with the people you love. You’re afraid your words might create a rift in the relationship.

Money conversations. Respect conversations. Even political opinions can get uncomfortable.

But if we’re being honest, nothing has been tougher than looking grown adults dead in the eye and saying…

“Guys… the ‘L’ in salmon is silent.”

@thepivot 3 man Fridays

#ThePivot #SaLmon #ToughConversations

https://t.co/955CTkZBeu

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆

[Postponed Lobotomy 🇲🇼 @Mr_dzinkah]

Malawi driving towards economic prosperity, using robust infrastructure foundations, good use of human capital and continuous investment in technological innovation.

[Paramount Chief 🇲🇼 @PhilOhSoFar]

Man with standing orders with CFAO for 100 new cars of every new model that touches Malawian soil. They want me, who has to toil blood and sweat just to own a Tecno, to donate to them while they use my taxes to buy high end SUVs and iPhone 17s to stunt on us here?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

World Cup tourists in NYC tonight…

[kevincito @atribecalledkev]

Jay-Z about to send Yankee Stadium through the GROUND when he performs Empire State of Mind next month you shittin me

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Wale Lawal @WalleLawal]

Nigerian Immigration Officer: Where are you flying from?

Me: Nairobi

NIO: What did you go there for?

Me: A conference.

NIO: What do you do?

Me: I’m a researcher.

NAO: So what do you study?

Me: Corruption.

[madambiznes @adampivot]

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[Crossfire | That's No Moon @ThatsNoMoonEnt]

Unite to survive.

Enemy operators, Layla and Cross, must form a fraught alliance against a lethal threat neither could overcome alone.

Introducing our debut game, Crossfire, coming to PlayStation 5, Xbox X/S, and PC. Wishlist now: https://t.co/XFogXomSY6

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Uncharted?

[OSBMTS @Djvngxbawa]

Only NOCMA doesn’t know where to get forex.

[Li🌸 @LindsayBernards]

Kodi mesa mukuti ku Malawi zinthu sizikuyenda? Nde ndalama za ma outfit aku Soirée mwazitenga kuti?

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Good morning it’s parade day, the rest of you can go to PSG’s since your club hasn’t won a trophy

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

I’m open for banter but don’t come empty handed. Bring the trophy you won this season. Don’t be silly.