adam porter

recovering weekend alcoholic

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WE OUT #EU

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people write some shite on snapchat when they're pissed 😂😂

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cars miles away but no food in house cba to get car but need food, options??

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off the drink

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wtf do people get presents for Easter like??

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if your going to put sausages in a sarny CUT THEM a don't want no bites of bread a want consistency

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late night desert at fazals

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can't wait to get me 65 inch tv on Saturday 😍😍

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@ejgallagherx @NatalieWaters3 was 100 quid but if you get it done anywhere else your warranty is void

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@NatalieWaters3 @ejgallagherx just went to the apple shop phones stil under warranty

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@ejgallagherx just the apple shop

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fresh new iPhone screen feel like a new man

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Kanye West old music is so good

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foot langgg meatball meatball marinara babyyyy

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@SheridanReidx yeah man

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miss ma dog

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can't wait for summer for loads of fun filled activities

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don't think I could sleep without Caesar on me bed 🐕 #BFF

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typical Melissa 😒 https://t.co/eWOMCMnS2m

[melissa @melisaadouglass]

Could do with a tac joint take the edge off

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20 past 8 on a Friday morning and AV split me head open now am in A&E #TGIF