Adam Riff™

[I QUIT. @BB1SM]

STOP I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS KILLING ME SO BADDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Adam Riff™ @adamriffs]

@1080TJ Travis Scott suggests "yes."

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

We’re losing recipes

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My poop watching me use my phone for 30 minutes

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

these photos of Mel Gibson at a Toronto food court the other day are killing me

[Adam Riff™ @adamriffs]

@JomiAdeniran Snowtime Lakers

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

broo has more faith in the Democrats than I do 😭😭😭

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

perdue sues competitor over chicken nuggets in the shape of the numbers "6 7"

it alleges infringement of its 6 7 marks, applications for which are pending, & its packaging trade dress, including hands holding the 6 7 nuggets

[i like food @messedupfoods]

i can hear it bro

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

took a lyft in philly yesterday and no joke the driver generated an AI pop song about me and him - both of us by name - hanging out on a drive together

[Adam Riff™ @adamriffs]

Pretty sure I saw @dmndeyes at a test screening tonight.

[Adam Riff™ @adamriffs]

@MrMillerRussell This is just the caliber of celebrity that “Hard Rock Bet” can get

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

The second John Wick tournament just happened where two guys in suits throw martial arts moves at each other to get to a gun on the floor and the first to shoot wins.

[Adam Riff™ @adamriffs]

@MrMillerRussell A son sitting beside him should have been a tip-off.

[Adam Riff™ @adamriffs]

@VanLathan Are you and @charlesxholmes covering The Bear S5?

[The Kavernacle @TheKavernacle]

So after watching that Harry Potter Israel video I scrolled down and entered a whole new world 😂

[hrdk @hrdktwt]

Someone on Reddit built a game where you ride a dirt bike on top of any company's stock chart.

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[👁️🦀 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕚 𝕆𝕟𝕟𝕒 🦀👁️ @AriOnnaDX]

Bro went from Lex Luger to Lex Luger