Adam S. Harkness

#DigitalMarketing: #SEO & #SEM. Midwest transplant to #PNW & #Northeast. All things search at @burtonsnowboard / @harknessdigital. Tweets are my own.

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

@NRA Hey. Go fuck yourselves.

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

@amazonmusic Lol. It also barely works... 🤣

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

What a disappointment that @amazonmusic is ruined. I don't actually like listening to everything on shuffle, imagine that 🙄

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

The votes are in- you’ve decided to upgrade to fish class & fly w/ 747!

747 was deemed an order of magnitude more massive than 901, who experienced troubling tummy turbulence enroute. 901 made a strong start in her 1st #FatBearWeek appearance. Expect big things in the future!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

Real talk: I sure hope that @DMX finally found his dogs ✌️

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

All the people who gave me a hard time about my heavy positions in cash, silver, and gold have been pretty quiet the past few weeks 📈

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

I had to replace the battery in my @Toyota 4Runner today. It was the original manufacturer’s battery with an 84-month warranty. The battery died in month 85. I’m not even irritated bc I’m much more impressed with how accurate the projected lifespan was 🛻

[Is The Mountain Out? @IsMtRainierOut]

No. 🌨️

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

No, I definitely do not want to replace my coffee with a mushroom-based alternative.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I want to be the kind of God atheists are proud not to believe in.

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Happy Decembear

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

My new favorite group of millennials are the ones who claim, "I just bought a house!" when it clearly was paid for by mom and dad. Like, yeah Barbara, your part-time graphic design job at the record store allowed you to save $50k for a down payment 😂

[Evan Fisher @EFisherWX]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present one of the greatest snow forecasts of all time. The Chugach Mountains in Alaska are being slammed with feet upon feet of snow, with a local maximum of 344" (28.7') over a 72-hour period #AKwx 1/3

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

I've made a lot of new friends over the past few months and I have one question: Is anyone *not* a yoga teacher anymore?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In just 58,848 days — on Sept. 24, 2182 — NASA scientists say an asteroid the size of the Empire State Building has a slight chance of hitting Earth. https://t.co/sXjeP088DA

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

Any of my fellow #SEO nerds experience a big spike in PAA SERP feature rankings after the July Core update?

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

What a time to be alive... @WSLCB #jointsforjabs

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

“If your friends aren’t talking about #cryptocurrency, can I have your friends?”

[Adam S. Harkness @adamsharkness]

@malczyk Bro, those new ƨiʞƧ 2ꓘ are 🔥