News emerging after the shocking revelation we won’t get Gil/allen v May/crack
SOURCE: May and Gil played a closed door (net) scrimmage last Sunday and Mayfield coasted despite not having his best stuff. No way Gil was going back for more. But ddcs put themselves above the fans.
Rumor mill circulating that Ohtani’s interpreter attempted to “get it all back on maple syrup”. Unfortunately, the attempted 1 million dollar bet on Waffle House (+150) exceeded the $300 maximum.
Rumors swirling that the choice was heavily influenced by co captain Mayfield-“there are 18 greens on the course. That’s plenty. We don’t need them on our plates too”
The #owgr has declined to award Herschel Beers world rankings points for the following reasons:
-The tournament is 54 holes
-it is handicapped
-there was no merit based criteria for entry
-no professionals are in the event
-the field is primarily local
-it is not televised
When asked for a comment on why the Herschel Beers Cup was in fact a 30 pound trophy with a sweetens cove logo, tournament directors told me, “shut the f**k up and get off our back.”
There have been rumblings throughout the golf world that Team Waffle House is working on a package to secure Max Martin for Saturday and Sunday of #HerschelBeersII. Would be a big pickup given the current state of his handicap.
Herschel Beers applying for #owgr points. While they did apply after #livgolf, the field does appear to be a bit stronger on a yearly basis (net). We’ll be on top of this one from the jump.
Early betting odds for the seabiscuit:
Steve Cole +1200
Colin Walker +1500
Dan Bauchiero +1800
Parker Spaulding +2000
Kevin Rotert +2300
Zach Gilbert, Brian Smith, Rob Allen : +25000
(Odds calculated based primarily on sandbagging and whether or not you’ve had a child recently)
Who will take home the Seabiscuit MVP trophy, awarded to the individual player who has the best cumulative aggregate match scores for the week? The seabiscuit also comes with a $150 prize. It reeks of class and prestige.
Early betting odds for the seabiscuit:
Steve Cole +1200
Colin Walker +1500
Dan Bauchiero +1800
Parker Spaulding +2000
Kevin Rotert +2300
Zach Gilbert, Brian Smith, Rob Allen : +25000
(Odds calculated based primarily on sandbagging and whether or not you’ve had a child recently)