Adam Strom

dedicated to the pursuit of cheap thrills

[Adam Strom @adamstrom]

Is there still a CD section in Best Buy and if so does it only sell @garthbrooks albums? Please confirm before I go all the way there.

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When you see a car with a Pearl Jam bumper sticker, you assume it’s one of the guys from Pearl Jam?

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Don’t tell me it’s a rescue unless your dog was hanging from one paw out of a helicopter when you found it.

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I’m pretty into punk rock but only Green Day and Rancid.

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I haven’t missed people standing on escalators.

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@Slightly_Random Like, now? Sure, driving.

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I sure wish you could smoke in grocery stores

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@cristela9 That’s not weird. That’s foreshadowing.

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Now that we can’t go to bars I’ve finally taken up smoking

[Spazio🇵🇸 @Spaziotwat]

I’ve done the numbers and I can’t decide whether to be a hermit or a vagrant

[Adam Strom @adamstrom]

I like to change clothes between zoom calls so my coworkers think it’s a different day

[Adam Strom @adamstrom]

Give me the poison and take me to the baby

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

We should just pin all the debt in the world to one guy and then kill him

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Is self checkout everyone’s introduction to a life of crime?

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Casino Man: a film where 2 hapless buffoons think they find a caveman (played by Brendan Frazier) in the back of a casino. But it turns out he just looks old and has only been there a few days.

[Adam Strom @adamstrom]

Next up for 2021: elm disease makes the jump to humans.

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@quakerraina I mean probably because of the cornbread

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Eat a bag of decks.

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Dust is 35% old spider legs

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i tried to click through but the rest of the article is just a big arrow pointing back at the headline.

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Allegations of Forced Monkey Labor Prompt Target to Pull Coconut Milk https://t.co/Zhq0DQw2ul