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One of the surest signs that your church is not a functional representation of Christ is if the leadership tends to be the wealthier people in the church. "Worldly" would be a generous description.

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@RealColinTSmith Agreed

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Typos, that's what I get for tweeting during a sermon.

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How to kindle a fire with wet wood: 1. Make a suitable alter
2. Stack wet wood
3. Place your sacrifice on wood - preferably yourself
4. Call to God to judge the sinners

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One day they will realize that theology is a model of how things work, not the thing that actually does the work.

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@1emondrop Ohhh yeaahh!

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Is there an index fund that hedges the supply of teachers? #insidertrading

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@RealColinTSmith @LloydLegalist Thank you for the rides in your whip, Weavers

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My current wake up alarm:
https://t.co/UyAJ187vY7
Nothing gets me going like a touch of Schuldgefühl and Angst with my coffee.

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Consumers are by nature children. Always asking "what's for dessert?"/ When the table is not even cleared.
(Question mark-quotation mark-quotient mark, get on my level)

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Trying to help my daughter build a photography portfolio. Cooked up a family classic- Spaghetti BolognaZ. Mama Mia! 🍝👌🔥

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@RealColinTSmith Are you playing devil's advocate?

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@elijahbeltz Tbh, I might be a cicada.

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Weekly Political Pick 6: Another do-si-do. Democrats suggest dismantling police unions. Republicans suggest strengthening workers' rights for officers.

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relaxing