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Honorable mentions

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Early 2000s shows dug deep from my medulla oblongata

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@WhiteClaw LEMON 6 PACK

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Living in a frat house that got over 11M views on tiktok because of how dirty it was is so cool.

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Simpler life when these are the pinnacle of men’s fashion

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I don’t know what a spiritual awakening feels like but my best guess would be the feeling of realizing that all roads are connected when I was 8 years old.

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If 100 people venmo me $1 I can buy a Stormtrooper helmet. @Adam-Witz

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How do they decaf the coffee

[invader zim @f8the]

i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good

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Mask mandate getting lifted is doing wonders for my skin

[government name @eustace_bagg]

My bro just sent me this 😭

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@HailDotGov Hand paint giraffes on a party tarp?

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After further research; the early 2006 animated movie scene is a fever dream

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Movies I vividly remember watching as a kid but cannot remember the plot:

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Movies I vividly remember watching as a kid but cannot remember the plot:

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Never had Covid but Pollen kicking my butt

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The Gulf Oil Spill was the best thing to ever happen to Dawn Soap