Adam Zash

Designer, Art Director, Lost Boy. Never grow up.

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

@InternetH0F All of the rods from their mini blinds

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

@Hilldawgg In any case, you are correct.

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

@sito_ I’m in the same boat. Good luck out there.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Chris Mooney @chrismooney]

This version of a Barry Cryer joke may well be my favourite of all time. Had me crying helplessly when I first read it.

RIP

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

@acemulholland How dare you.

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

Hey team. We just received feedback from client, could you completely reconcept the whole campaign in the next twenty minutes? We don’t want to move the client meeting because we are too scared to ask. Thanks!

[frijoliz @frijoliz]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not being represented, you're being marketed to.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

ad agency: we need an animal for your vodka, something excit—

creator: goose.

ad agency: …o—ok, well maybe a fun color will hel—

creator: *squeezing potato with bare hands* grey.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I hope this email finds you ᶦⁿ ᵃ well

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

Hey I almost never tweet but like, thank fucking god. I finally have a sense of hope again.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[snickers commercial where I kept messing up the line so they’d give me more snickers but now I’m so high on sugar I can’t say it so they keep giving me more snickers just making it worse]

me: *sobbing as I take another bite* HARNGRY??? ERT A SNOCKERS

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

@acemulholland When you gotta overthrow the government at 9 and be at your assistant manager job at Kohls at 10

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Adam Zash @adamzash]

My favorite bar in the world might be closing. Fuck.
Benders Bar Relief Fund https://t.co/rm89z0ZRJB

[stephen west @iamstephenwest]

Dead

[TurningOverTables ☮️ @OverTables]

This is everything.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Watching Trump preen in front of St. John’s, moments after he threatened to deploy the American military against the American people, with a bible held above his head, I remembered this quote, “when facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross”