nada

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism

[nada @adananada]

Because the concept of hiring Jay Guapo as a private investigator is so dumb it's inconceivable. They were kissing in broad daylight in Central Park and got clipped by a local e-celeb. It happens.

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

The take I haven’t seen yet that seems obvious is that his wife thought he was cheating, hired a private investigator, confirmed it, and used some connection with the Post to make this as damaging and embarrassing as possible - and to help with the divorce settlement.

[cephalopodshop @macrocephalopod]

Ah, well. Nevertheless,

[cozy @cozymaximalist]

"Leopold, why did you have to sell your entire portfolio to Citadel?"

[George McGowan @GjMcGowan]

Tfw a client asks how you lost billions of dollars

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent (i.e. 24 hours)

[Horse @TheFlowHorse]

Live view from Citadel trading floor.

[Nicholas Mugalli @RealNickMugalli]

Citadel fucking securities. Oh my fuckkk

How much data do they have access to known exactly how to liquidate the guy and get his holdings for 40 cents on the dollar?? The got our boy!

[Jahir Sheikh @jahirsheikh8]

Me trying to defend my O(n³) solution during the coding interview

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

Effective Altruism has now blown up two hedge funds lmao.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

South Korean investors with 3x leverage looking at their brokerage account right now

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Remembering that brief 6 month period when Leopold was thought to be the next Warren Buffett and prodigy of finance

[nada @adananada]

25, he was just a kid

[SixSigmaCapital @SixSigmaCapital]

All of Leopolds's positions ripping.

Looks like he got Billy Axelrod'ed

[ Q-Cap  @qcapital2020]

EVERY BULL MARKET HAS THEIR SACRIFICIAL LAMBS

WE HONOUR YOUR SERVICE

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

*LEOPOLD IS BROKE, FORCED TO SELL HIS MOTHER’S HOUSE TO COVER MARGIN

The stock market:

[Leopold Stock Tracker @LeopoldTracker_]

🚨🚨 Did Citadel just rug pull Leopold?

July 28: Citadel "predicted" a surprise Fed rate hike, which historically tanks the market

July 29: Market sells off. Situational Awareness gets margin called. Fed left rates unchanged

July 30: Citadel acquires Leopold's entire portfolio

Same day, Leopold's holdings rally 15% to 29%

• $NBIS: +29%
• $BE: +25%
• $SNDK: +22%
• $IREN: +24%
• $CRWV: +24%
• $SKHY: +15%

Absolutely wild sequence of events

[TBPN @tbpn]

BREAKING: Leopold Aschenbrenner forced to sell all stock positions

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

We name the fund situational awareness but lack the situational awareness to sell when we are up 2200% in 2 years

[josh @xcopydotexe]

????

[Omar @omar_dddg]

I think the first thing a time traveller back into history would notice is how quiet and sparely populated the world was.

Beirut during my great grandfather’s time vs now.