The Average Guy 🇬🇭

A Bridgeburner/ a Cosmere fan/A blackflame artist

[The Average Guy 🇬🇭 @adani_e]

When you say 'Mid' what do you mean??

[That Guy🇬🇭 @LordBogos]

All this is showing me is that Xavi is a miracle worker. Dembele lef Barca go PSG go get 007. Felix lef Atico come Barca start dey look decent. Bring me Lukaku wai

[Jøjø @jojo_entsie]

By sacrificing one V8, 40 of our District Hospitals could have this device and save the lives of women.

The prevalence rate of cervical cancer in the UK is so low that when they need examples for their medical students, they send them to Ghana.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

A 95TH minute equaliser from a goalkeeper

You can’t beat Champions League football

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

Revolutions are a high risk high reward recourse, after a revolution your life is either exponentially better or infinitely worse.

When you're of a low social standing this bet is already immediately appealing because you have nothing to lose bar maybe your life. 2/

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

The silence of the middle class is not necessarily down to delusion. When a society erupts into a revolution(a violent one that is), lives are lost, properties are destroyed and social standings reassorted. 1/

[Man of Steel @Terminal_Ad]

OnlyFans exposed lol
Lemme take my retweet back hehe

[The Inner Circle Trader @I_Am_The_ICT]

Rules are rules.

When you have next to no experience and you deviate from them... to the woodshed you go.

No sugarcoating.
Wins outside the rules are not wins to be proud of.

Refine that silver... remove its imperfections.

This is the "The Process".

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Newcastle so far is me when I go away from 4-2-3-1 gegenpress

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

No one:

The AI:

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Gotta have a chick you already fucking so that you don't feel the need to press the new chick

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

I raise to you Penguins!!!!

They fcuk dead bodies.
They beat their young ones for fun.
They physically and psychologically torture other animals for fun.
They can steal/kidnap other penguins babies. If a mother penguin loses her baby, she’ll look for an unsuspecting mom and steal her baby.
They do gangism. They have gangs like thugs.
They’re said to mate for life but inside that mating for life, one is cheating, the other engages in transactional sex; penguinussy for rocks.
They would use other penguins as bait/sacrifice to test if a water is safe by pushing it off a cliff and then observe. It might die or survive.

I don’t know which other animal that’s beating that outside except humans.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Ducks are violent rapist so much so that female ducks have devolved a maze like vagina with “dead ends” so that they can only accept the semen of the duck they actually want to mate with

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

This is what BBC Africa excels at. Glorified tabloid journalism masquerading as important, hard-hitting stories.

They'll never do a documentary on how South Africa's 9% white minority STILL holds roughly 83% of the country's wealth 29 years after the end of apartheid.

They'll never do a documentary on how the typical black household in South Africa holds about 5% of the wealth of the typical white household, despite making up 85% of the population.

No documentary on how South Africa prefers to spend billions of rands annually on social welfare grants to a young and alarmingly unproductive population instead of investing in education (while tuition fees go up and increasingly exclude said unproductive majority population), effectively subsidising today by eating tomorrow and ensuring that defacto apartheid will remain in place for at least another generation.

No documentary about how deliberate policy choices and mismanagement since 1994 have made South Africa - a country which should have become Africa's first proper industrial economy with its existing nuclear reactors and an installed energy capacity of 40,000 MW - fail to achieve the needed growth velocity to escape poverty, and instead have a 13,000 MW energy shortfall and no prospect of industrialisation in future, which makes no sense.

No documentary on any of the actual economic issues that lead to scapegoating of poor immigrants by equally poor people. No documentary that provides any actionable insights or platform for actual broad-based societal change.

Just glossy outrage porn and elementary school analysis to feed hate clicks by those who lack knowledge of the actual issues and who erroneously think that what goes on at BBC Africa - a place where staff get fired for not getting enough clicks on their stories - can be classified as "journalism."

The Daily Mail of state-funded propaganda outfits.

[Rick Gorito @bondz1e]

You will be moved from 1 prayer center to another while they insult your wife and her family members every blessed day

[R8 🚜🌾 @Nabyllionaire]

Feel like I've been watching the same United team for five years. If the kit/players were all the same and you showed me a random game I probably wouldn't be able to tell you if it's a Mourinho, Ole, Rangnick or Ten Hag side

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The weirdest managerial appointment I've ever seen

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

The coding sometimes dwarves dey change the code . Code I write yestie no Dey work