Sitcom Kaiju

Mode/Sisters/Bowie-esque moody electrorock. Debut album out now Nine Inch Numan League. Pet Shop Paradise Lost. Depeche Leppard.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

We've released a new single! https://t.co/hRDZAwcVqr

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@bizzehdee @anon_opin Total nonsense.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@Arron_banks Shut up, you stupid, evil, psychopathic cunt. Traitor.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@BareReality Idiot.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@fesshole You must have a bad aim otherwise she wouldn't know 'how' you pee.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you sit on a train watching videos without headphones, everyone in the carriage - without exception - thinks you're a complete bellend.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I can’t stress enough how much AI is ruining the internet. Pinterest is un-usable, Google image searches are overrun with misleading slop. It’s estimated that there are now more bots on the web than there are people. We have seen a wonderful thing destroyed in our lifetimes.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@itsDanBull Because otherwise they'd be shit.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@Jaxdawave @joerussotweets "What's the point to life?"

[Dumfukdetector 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @Dumfukdetector]

Imagine for a moment what it would be like to have all the money in the world. Being able to buy anything you want, eat what you want, spend your time how you'd like, travel wherever you'd like to go, and live anywhere on earth. Think of what it must be like to spend millions of dollars a day and not even think about it. Money you'll never spend and that can't be taken with you when you dìe.

Now consider how many ways in which the world's richest man could make people's lives better. Instead of buying another yacht, mansion, or rocket, he could build housing for families, hospitals for the sick, or nursing homes for the elderly. He wouldn't even feel it. If he really cared in the slightest and made the smallest amount of effort, he could do amazing things in this country.

But instead, he spends his weekend figuring out ways to mock the world's most vulnerable people while deciding whether or not they deserve food and healthcare.

This is no longer about left vs. right, Democrats vs. Republicans or liberals vs. conservatives. This is the ultra rich vs. everyone else, cruel vs. humane, and good vs. evil. This isn't funny and it isn't ok. The world deserves better ❤🤍💙
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[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

A reminder that Sadiq Khan won three elections in a row by large majorities against Conservative opponents, one of whom, Shaun Bailey, was then given a seat in the House of Lords for life.

Funnily enough I don't remember the Daily Mail describing that as a "reward for failure"

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@anon_opin Singing off key.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Planning officers should take into account how buildings will look in 10 years time. It's shocking how many 'new' buildings look awful after just a few years of being exposed to elements.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I genuinely, sincerely, truly do not care whether people come here legally or illegally. And I assert that it’s weird anybody does.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@JoshuaHosler @stengel Kiss those boots long enough, they'll kick you in the face.

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@stengel Yes, because he's a fascist.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Pretty crazy someone can be charged federally with interfering in an election and those charges get dropped because they win an election.

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

Maybe im stupid (im not) but there is literally not a single thing id need chatgpt for??????????? like does it do the dishes?

[Sitcom Kaiju @adarkadaptedhrt]

@fesshole The punishment vastly outweighs the crime & you're dishing it out to the wrong people. The ones answering the FOI are not the ones who fined you. Answering FOIs is detailed, time consuming work that takes people away from their actual jobs. You're making life worse for everyone.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

One of the biggest political con tricks in the UK is the one that forces every party to bang on about helping people get on the housing ladder. Just build high quality, affordable social housing, and regulate the long-term private housing market like they do in central Europe.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Let me get this straight in July we kicked out the most incompetent government ever because they fucked the county. It's now November and we now hate the new Govt so much we would vote the old lot back in tomorrow, it's no wonder no one decent actually wants to be an MP.