Catherine Barker

[Catherine Barker @Adarkercarker]

@MichaelTakeMP Can you imagine the horror of that night out?

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@katyperry Good lord. As naff as the day is long.

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@StephenKing Me too Mr King. I fear you are hurtling towards a dictatorship.

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@Magjujke I wouldn't put it past him.

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@PhilipPullman ‘Fraid so. I give it 12 months from November, and it’ll be Gilead.

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@AZ_Brittney 🙌

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@AnneLaird31 He’ll get in in November, then America becomes Gilead. Poor fuckers.

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@fliceverett Miniature pinscher please. Lotsa love from Herb x

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@CharlotteZ1111 I was thinking earlier today, about how I haven’t been thinking about the government. Not like I did - to the point of obsession - as recently as a week ago. It’s like a weight has been lifted. A dark cloud has dissipated. It’s such a relief.

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@marlene4719 Poor kid. He doesn’t stand a chance does he?

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@OWS1892 A million billion! That’s the biggest number I know! Nanny says I’m such a clever boy.

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@OWS1892 Heaven forbid that people get into good colleges based on ability rather than daddy’s donations.

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@coopersalty I’d like to congratulate you. You clearly have nothing else to worry about. Which must be nice.

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@in_bloke @UKLabour 100% agree. Referendum on ending the monarchy please.

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@dave43law Nothing else matters apparently. What an all rounder she is.

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@BorisJohnson Haven’t you fucked off yet? You were sacked. Your party resoundingly lost. Suck it up sucker.

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@MPrepuce Mercer, Truss and Rees-Mogg for me. Joint first.

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@Christhecatsmum @DavidHarpham77 My thought exactly! And all because there’s been a small shift to the left. Imagine if the change was a massive lurch into fascism and it came with guns? Still, that’s OK if it’s happening to brown people. They shouldn’t be allowed to leave their countries. Racist idiot.

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@dave43law He needs to be careful with that face. He doesn’t want to melt in those Middle Eastern temperatures.