Michael Dietsch

a.k.a. @dietsch

[deray @deray]

Black people are disproportionately victims of COVID-19. Racism pushes black people to the margins of society & there is less of every resource at the margins. This is by design. We did not do this to ourselves. But it can undone in this lifetime. Healthcare is a right!

[Paola Mendoza @paolamendoza]

Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.
Donald Trump tear gases babies.

[Michael Dietsch @adashofbitters]

@safralin I’m just thrilled to see me in a library!

[Scott Fralin @safralin]

I love the shrubs but this call number makes me a little uneasy. 🤨 @adashofbitters

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Please let Andrew McCabe’s book advance be worth more than the value of his lost pension

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

I served in Congress with Mike Pompeo, he's a great guy. That's not the story.

Rex Tillerson may always have been a bad pick. That's not the story.

The President fired his Secretary of State via a tweet. He didn't have the guts or the decency to speak to him.

That's the story.

[Maggie Hoffman @maggiejhoffman]

I love that this 2013 post from @adashofbitters is still super-popular at Serious Eats. https://t.co/4bQkRAqkHw

[Dr. Clifton Kinnie @CliftonKinnie]

When we organized in Ferguson, we were labeled thugs & criminals. 800 of us walked out for #MikeBrown. The media said we went about it the wrong way. All we wanted was for the police to stop killing people like us. Black youth BEEN pushing for gun reform.
https://t.co/XhPzK6grNC

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

If teachers have to carry guns, Presidents should have to read books.

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

To the politicians saying this isn’t about guns, and that we shouldn’t be discussing this rn:

We were literally being shot at while trying to gain an education. So this is about guns. You weren’t in the school while this was happening. We were, and we’re demanding change.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Just some really helpful advice from my mom on how to deal with my Olympic crush.

[Michael Dietsch @adashofbitters]

@kellysue For a bit of history, I loved Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London.

[Netflix @netflix]

please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel

[Michael Dietsch @adashofbitters]

@alcademics https://t.co/Sj0mFhajyt

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[David Wondrich @DavidWondrich]

Modern Drunkard called to say I was PORBALLY gong be nimed Drunk of the Year but I was like “Linda? Izzat you? Linda? ... is this thing on? Linda? Aw, fuck it. That’s not my beer....”

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Sports Illustrated called and said I was probably going to be Sportsman of the Year, but it was going to take a long photo shoot and interview. I’m not proud of my recent perm and have a interpretive dance class at the interview time so I turned it down! No Thanks SI!!

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Bbc just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named sports personality of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!