A.D. Booker

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

@ABC Shouldn’t that Erica chick who killed her husband be on the feed? I’m sure she has some ignorant things to say as well

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

@ABC super happy you can focus on this instead of recognizing the MN child care scandal.

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

#newyearslive #abc have you thought about featuring anything that doesn’t have a salary of 1mil+?

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

@ABC doesn’t care about you. Let’s just fill you up with celebrity bullshit instead of new years for the rest of us. Thanks!

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

@BustaRhymes was right after all these years. Wuhan got us all in check.

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

I’m gonna watch Joker tonight instead of the debates. At least these clowns can unite under a cause. #democraticdebates2020

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

Sometimes I get too baked and forget I’ve loaded myself another bong hit. Always a stellar surprise. #stonerthoughts #toohigh

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

A fun day in DFW. 54 degrees on my way to work at 7am. 31 and snowing at 4:30pm on my way home. Sun out for happy hour. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Get your shit together Texas. #justthedamnweather

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

Her: What kind of cheese do you like?
Me: Cake
Her: What kind of cake is that?
Me: Cheese
Her: Are you fuckin with me?
Me: Are you fuckin with me?!

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

Anyone know how to set up a breathalyzer for their @Amazon account?

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

I wonder if I'd have the same responsibilities if they new how strong these cookies I eat for breakfast are? 🤔 #officelife #incredibledible

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

How does one join #antifa ? Do I just write down my parents' net worth, my lack of education, and propensity for violence? #askingforafriend

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

Having a high mg edible with your morning coffee is the ultimate race against time. #9to5life #edibles #breakfastcookie

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

Did this divine idiot just drop some cosmic knowledge on me or do I just need to give this strange man my sandwich and call another Uber?

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

The 'Grab em by the pussy' March had 2.5 billion in attendance and all profits benefit Middle East refugees!!! #lastnightinsweden

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

Can they please break into Thriller right now?! #TWD

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

For the fans at the game... Stop holding your fucking faces and cheer for your team! Stop looking like bitches on tv and #finishthisfight

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

*Everyone on the edge of their seats and sanity*
#DALvsMIN

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

How is it so easy to get the US to unite under 5 rings on a flag, but fucking impossible to unite under our own stars and stripes? #olympics

[A.D. Booker @adbooker]

@theeagledallas is premiering the new @prophetsofrage track at 1pm cst! Can't wait to hear what these guys have been working on.