Aaron Brown

likes golf

[Vol Knight Long @BatteredVawl516]

Did that Vandy player break the QB’s ankle by twisting it on the bottom of the pile!!!!!!!! WATCH 99. Dirty player.

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

#99 doesn’t seem innocent here. Seems a bit more than just a football play.

[Grace Ybarra @gnybarra]

Missouri QB Beau Pribula had to get carted off after this fourth-down play vs. Vanderbilt.

True freshman Matt Zollers now in for the Tigers who have seen Pribula and Sam Horn go down this season. #Mizzou

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

@Shane00 Travels way before the pump fake.

[Bill Crawford @BCrawfordComedy]

The internet has zero chill

[Very General Orthopaedist @generalorthomd]

@CenterRotation @jointdocShields @Dr_Stambough @Cerf_MD @djschuett It's a 3-10 minute process.

1. wake up computer
2. type password
3. 2 factor auth via phone app
4. Click clinic EMR button
5. password
6. password again
7. Click inpatient EMR button
8. password
9. click Cerner.
10. click xray tab
11. password
12. slowly die inside

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

Well Mr. Veach, time to get to work.

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

This is Rodgers 2024 in 15 seconds

Not mobile enough to run.
Not accurate enough to throw.
Not humble enough to take responsibility so he yells at his teammate.

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

Drew Lock should've played 16 weeks ago.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This stat...

Look away Jets fans 😅

(via @StevePalazzolo_)

[Jason Ryan @jasonryanmd]

Most truthful answers at a med school interview that never get stated:

"So, why do you want to go to medical school?"
"To become a doctor and help those who are sick."
"Don't want to do research?"
"No. Just want to help the sick."
"What about community service?"
"Nope. Just want to help people when they're ill."
"Don't you plan to become a leader in the field?"
"No. Just want to help people with cancer, diabetes, other conditions. I know a lot of people like this. They need good doctors."
"Hmmm ...."

Odds of a rejection by the admissions committee for these answers: high.

Odds that this person would make a good doctor: also high.

[Mitko @PJMitko]

Mahomes now has 133% of Troy Airman's career TDs and 100% of his Super Bowl Titles in 63% of his games.

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

Yes, the Chiefs’ HC and QB are better than everyone else. But the separation of our GM compared to everyone else’s might be the most impressive.

[Eric Stonestreet @ericstonestreet]

Thinking maybe Coach Reid should be in the running for Coach Of The Year sometime.

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

Zero holds, put it on a t-shirt

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

Ferrari. Both the playcaller and playmaker.

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

The best Defenses on the planet have a tough time with Triple Option.

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

@BarstoolMizzou Chase Daniel

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

@TroyRenck @HoggattInjryLaw Drew Lock

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

Ferrari 😮‍💨

[PFF @PFF]

Patrick Mahomes has made the Super Bowl in 4 of his 6 seasons as a starter

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

Penix > Williams. No doubt. NFL GMs beware.

[Aaron Brown @adbrown1996]

This helps ease the burn.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

SETON HALL TAKES DOWN NO. 5 UCONN 75-60‼️

The 15-point win is Seton Hall's largest win EVER over an AP top-5 opponent!