Certified Owl Cultist

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Severe Mental Instability
Average Glass Eater
Humanity Hater
Professional Yearner
IT'S SO OVER
Microplastics Enjoyer
I WILL NEVER LOG OFF

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

my favorite part of the book of mormon was when he said "it's mormin' time" and mormed all over those guys

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

30 years in prison for moving some anarchist pamphlets is revolting. Fucking kangaroo court

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

The rotj palpatine falling sound effect got me

[Aleks_006 @Alexanimate2]

I genuinely think this still cracks me and kills me to this day

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

>probably killed his wife
>look inside
>extremely unlikely fan theory

[Almalexia Gourmet (Is Really Freakin Gay) 🇵🇸 @PavusPounder69]

He's so charismatic we seem to forget he probably killed his wife

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Elderly relative yammering on about the Iran “pilot” “rescue” as if it even existed in the first place

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

@StarWars5W Thanks!

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

OHIOANS ANSWER ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THERE'S DRIVE THROUGH LIQUOR STORES???

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Trump went to versailles and they signed his little piss baby document begging them to open the pool and now they’re closing is again because you know who couldn’t stop killing Lebanese people for 20 seconds

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Fascinating that the ESB manga shows Vader deflecting Han's blaster bolts instead of tanking them with his hand like in the movie. Illustrator just felt like the page needed more aura I guess

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Han's face 😭

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Han's face 😭

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Dude.

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Dude.

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Feels the aura

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Feels the aura

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Nien Nunb 😭😭😭

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Nien Nunb 😭😭😭

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

HOLY FUCK??

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

HOLY FUCK??

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Jabba is fucking DISGUSTING in this omg

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Jabba is fucking DISGUSTING in this omg

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

looking at this rotj manga that takes a lot of liberty with the character's expressions (in a good way) and i love how in the first scene moff jerjerrod is just absolutely losing his shit in front of vader

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

looking at this rotj manga that takes a lot of liberty with the character's expressions (in a good way) and i love how in the first scene moff jerjerrod is just absolutely losing his shit in front of vader

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

I HATE CAR CULTURE I HATE CAR CULTURE

[Limitless Media @LimitlessNewsMN]

TWIN CITIES, MINNESOTA: DO NOT STOP UNDER THE HIGHWAY OVERPASSES! #mnwx #minnesota

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Illinois mfs are like yeah I live in German City. It's right next to Fucking Home

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

Abysmal dogshit incoming

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

An animated series based on the ‘WARRIOR CATS’ books is in the works at Disney+

Releasing in 2028 on Disney+

[Certified Owl Cultist @add0n1]

This is clearly an Iranian strategic victory and it will be very funny to see how the propagandists spin this