schadenfeude queen

pray, hope, and don’t worry

[schadenfeude queen @addalinejohnso1]

I’m a just a noodle weenie dog and God is a Pinterest mom trying feed her picky toddlers

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

No like I’ll deadass start getting emotional talking abt this 😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

night shift workers seeing the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

we broke while making triple what our parents made

[໊ @juanaranjado]

margaret tozier confirmed, lily isn’t beverly’s mom, will & ronnie got their happy endings, beverly marsh cameo, rich’s ghost being crucial to defeating pennywise…. this was a great season finale #ITWelcomeToDerry

[jay @kendallhosseini]

i prefer to watch new movies with nachos and a cherry icee, on an oversized screen, as a communal experience, AT THE MOVIE THEATERS

[#1 lestat groupie⁷ᴴ ⎕ 🩸 @dwntwnlights]

these annoying ass boos for Carrie Ann are so tired THIS IS DANCING W THE FUCKIN STARSSSSS constructive criticism is necessary to GROW and LEARN and IMPROVEEE #dwts

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

it's funny that if you see a guy like this he's either delightfully gay or evil in a way that few people on earth are

[ritsuka @stolenllvlabies]

sabrina is the only celebrity you can't say "she has the opportunity to do the most iconic/funniest thing" to because she seizes every opportunity with flying colors

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[kaela | franchaela nation 🏰 @kaekaecurtis]

it’s funny how period drama edits nowadays are always a bunch of white people and then Kate Sharma, she really broke through 😭

[schadenfeude queen @addalinejohnso1]

@yogurtgun0 I had to unprivate my account just to tell you you’re wrong

[🕸ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𖦹°×̷̷͜×̷ @webofpagne]

September 30th. October 1st

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

[Jordan @j0rdan_marshall]

It amazes me that her gender is the reoccurring talking point and not that she met her husband when he was 15 and she was 39.

[Isabelle Krause @Isabelletkrause]

Erika Kirk just stood before the nation in the darkest moment of her life and proclaimed the goodness of God. That is extraordinary faith.

She truly is an inspiration.