Addam Chefturd

Breaking news is the only way I can climax

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5 @Redskins take 2012 version of @RGIII Team and fans hope that the second time around he won't blow goats #NFLDraft

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4. @RAIDERS pick Zombie Al Davis. ZD to play QB/LB handshake between Goodell and Zombie Davis very creepy #NFLDraft

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3. Ray Comer @Jaguars Huge surprise pick here Could turn into an impact player Small dogs beware of his shoelace game http://t.co/GaSgYta5Jn

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2. TRADE - #Eagles trade Sam Bradford, Sly Stallone, and 6 1st round draft picks for Mariota. @Eagles fans rejoice

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1. @Jaboowins to the #Bucs No brainer. If not, the people of Florida will start urinating in ice machines. http://t.co/TlJGu7sr4t

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My latest mock draft pic by pic with analysis starts now #DraftDay

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Watching #BYU basketball for the first time. Never seen so many honkies start for 1 team. Looks like OU frat. #2inchVert #NCAATournament

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Filled out my #NCAATournament bracket Final 4: Batman; Tony Danza; White Castle; Syphilis. Have Danza beating syphilis to take title.

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#Bucs HC Lovie looking to bring @BUrlacher54 out of retirement Offers him a year supply of hotdogs. Urlacher mulling. #NFLFreeAgency #Bears

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#Bills pay big $ for FB/TE Clay. Rex Ryan celebrates by making feet molds out of Clay. Is immediately aroused. Eats doughnut #NFLFreeAgency

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#Browns wr Josh Gordon and @JManziel2 caught "getting green" for St. Patty's day at rehab facility. #NFL not happy

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#Raiders add Trent Richardson - "I plan to run for at least 2.1 yards per carry." #NFLFreeAgency would be better than the 1.1 ypc last year

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#Eagles looking to trade for @AdrianPeterson. Chip Kelly plans to play 5 RB sets. Calling it his "TabbyCat" formation. #NFLFreeAgency

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#Redskins & Colt McCoy reach deal McCoy "I can't believe team keeps giving me money! They could sign a rookie better than me" #NFLFreeAgency

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#Chargers sign Stevie Johnson Claims of retirement due to mental issues appear incorrect. #49ers - 6 active on roster

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#Seahawks looking to sign Greg Hardy. Sources claim: He brought his assult weapons with him to the interview. #NFLFreeAgency

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#49ers are having a rough off-season. Sources claim that 12 more players plan to retire. #NFLFreeAgency C. Borland claims FB give you ebola.

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#Bills #bears QB Orton's drunken rant about Big Ben deal "U thik he beter dan me? Im bestist QB ever" #NFLFreeAgency

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5 more years of Big Ben! @steelers Plans to "spend most of new contract on new hats" Wants to be more gangster

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Breaking News - #Eagles Chip Kelly trades himself to @buffalobills for 1st rd pick and @EJManuel3 #NFLFreeAgency