addie

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me after being awake for an hour

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

[addie @adddsblack]

@JohnMayer @AlecBenjamin @LizzyMcAlpine Cmon ya gotta come to charlotte 😭

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it

[kimmie belzer 🪖 @ivBEiGE]

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[addie @adddsblack]

I’ve been going to a new eye doctor for the past 3 years and I still have zero clue what this man looks like bc every time I see him I don’t have my contacts in. He could literally say hey to me on the street and I would not have a clue

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I’m from north carolina which means I have the secret sixth love language, Going To Cookout

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

every time I send an email with no exclamation points I am just a tough lil guy. so stern. so brave.

[addie @adddsblack]

@prodhassan2k The goat IMO

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

LMFAO

[addie @adddsblack]

@RachelBoxer1 Those 8 lane highways are NO JOKE lol