Kj ✨️

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[zayden @pemilo123]

"you don't seem autistic" stick me in a group situation and watch for like 4 minutes

[Silky Creatine Hole @turnandstomp]

I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how it feels to return to your prime again

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

I hate when I’m dating someone and I have to finally do an intelligence reveal. Like nooooo let me live out my bimbo dreams

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Do you wanna come over and read Hunter Biden's tweets to me?

[vicki gotti @thot46868884]

Do yall ever think ab ur dating history n think Yo im rlly random asf 4 dat

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Call me if you need backup in an argument. I was actually built for intellectual violence

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

After you get a certain level of traumatized you have to start manually doing the right thing

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

dont do it buddy it’s a trap they’re gonna make you email

[ً @cryst6ls]

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

fuck it, im going to jupiter to get more stupider

[Circe @vocalcry]

We don't have time for aliens right now

[Essy @foxyessy]

Scrolled the timeline and it’s Gucci Mane kidnapped, Tiger Woods drunk as fuck in the back of a patrol car, and a government official’s husband with fake bimbo titties. It’s just too much.

[Monte🔻 @bruegels_muse]

there is absolutely no political strategy behind the "no kings day" protests. no concrete demands, no organizing to build on, nothing. it's the hollowness of liberal protest amplified to the max

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr