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Welcome to my dopamine farm

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Me 4 president 2028

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Hi twitter been a min posting this felt necessary

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Bro my astronomy prof is so unserious💀

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A relic from ancient times

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When the 16 year old galaxy gas user asks how i know that nitrous pops your brain cells (as i unwillingly mix up and omit words from my sentences)

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Lotta words to say pretentious freak😢

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I’m that one white boy who’s not afraid to get a little emotional with it in his cover letter

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Wait my 20th is in 12 days and i have not figured out what i want for my annual birthday tat yet……… genius always strikes unexpectedtly

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Would lowkey go hard as an elbow ring tat

[Fitna shah @fitnashah]

Insane things were happening in sixteenth century Mughal India low-key

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Oh my god this but with overlappinng mermaids and mermen

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Women will be having more sex with tetris vapes than men by 2025

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Happy xmas😁

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I take it back turns out dealing with out of touch rich ppl in an office building somewhere is much easier than having a store manager who is a pedophile

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It was so good i heart no longer working for a corporation

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Bein in school full time and simultaneously working full time is so silly like why am i eating dinner at 2:15 in the morning rn

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The transgender paradox of forgetting to take your hormones bc you are depressed but then getting even more depressed bc you keep forgetting to take your hormones

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’d be mad as hell if I was 27

[Superintendent, Modelland Public Schools @ProfFieri]

9/11 for retail workers

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@legaIizecrack Further proving my point

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I’m a phineas in a world of ferbs

[🪞Mari @Mirror_Mariposa]

@eeveeithink Tis the nature of transness to fumble a bad bitch at least once in our lives

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Its True