Damuri DaUL

3 gnomes in a trench coat

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

I was trying to study on the university quad today and deadass the tpusa students gathered all the conservatives and did a Kirkle jerk

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

Bro chilllll 😂😂😂 stop tickling be bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro it hurts 😆😆🤣😂😂😂

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

Just how good is Anshul Jubli

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

My friend hated this one dude so much in high school that he started a rumor he went to the hospital for 4 days for being constipated and everyone started calling him "Poopy Joseph"

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

The universal measurement should be LEGO studs

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

From Tel Aviv to Jerusalem with a stop at the Holy sites.

#TDinIsrael photos: https://t.co/oH60MBk0WO

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

@orioles82 @bostonaustin @EgoSumIlshe @CoreyB08 This sounds pretty envious

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

Al capone was fraudulent it was so easy back then

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

@theatreidiot @memetexts Told it to, it told me no, then I just kept saying "Jamaican" (5-10) times until he inexplicably changes into Jamaican

Asking it to speak in Jamaican Patois so you can practice for your study abroad trip also reliably works but it doesn't persist through instances

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

If my friend Silas had a cryptocurrency they'd be called Silas Bucks

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Im off that good gifts and decked out halls

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

Bro last night was aloof

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

Ostrich for rent

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

.@DudePerfect you should do the Smash Your Balls on the Airport Kiosk Backflip Challenge

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

A werewolf is actually a group of them. A singular is a waswolf

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

If you aren't crocheting with me I can only assume you are crocheting against me

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

Feeling Chinese enough that all my clothes say "made right here"

[Damuri DaUL @addfonta]

I fear God.
Fish fear me.
Am I Fish God?