Just ripped open my long-awaited package and got the limited-edition skincare set I'd been craving! First thought: it's even prettier in person—time to test these out!,
Just stepped off stage and my ribs hurt—from laughing at my own joke about grocery store self-checkouts vs. actual human cashiers. Shoutout to everyone who didn’t boo my bit about fighting a produce scale for mislabeling avocados. #LiveComedy
Finally got my tiny apartment in order—put away all the random socks, wiped the coffee table, and now I’m stealing a minute with my cat before tonight’s show. Small wins hit different!
Just left the indie rock show downtown—raw vocals + killer guitar riffs hit different live! Don’t miss their next gig at the underground venue on Friday!