Coolio jones

quickest hands this side of the Mississippi

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@olivegarden FRAUDS. Boycott Olive Garden for wasting everyone’s time

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Chuck Norris didn’t die, death got Chuck
Norris’d

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I don’t understand why they specify a length size on pants when nobody even makes pants longer than 32 inches. Stupid ass fashion industry

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Does anybody make men’s shorts anymore that are longer than 4 inches???

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I can’t prove it but I’m convinced no one is being required to pass an actual driving test to get a license anymore

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Next election I’m voting for whoever promises to imprison semi drivers that pass other semis

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McDonald’s giving you a McMuffin when you ordered a steak egg and cheese bagel can really ruin a whole day

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Last 3 minutes of mavs cavs was unreal

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@JoeyPtweets @crockpics Surrender, what a great anthem

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@JoeyPtweets It is true that lil Jon got the beats make ya booty go schhhwack

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Halftime show was cool but can we take that and rewind it back?

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Everyone arriving at Twitter to call ROBBERY! #FuryvsNgannou #BattleOfTheBaddest

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Jeff Lebby should be fired. Fuckin bum

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I’d like to personally thank Tyler Childers for showing that there is such a thing as modern country music that doesn’t suck butts

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Laughs first consequences later

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Why do they even make toilet paper with a rough side, like who’s out here trying to sand down there butthole??

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@JoeyPtweets You’re gonna choke on those words the same way the Sixers are bout to choke tonight sonny boy

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For the most anticipated series of the playoffs this is some of the sloppiest basketball I’ve seen

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Kyrie Irving showing everybody why he’s the most talented player in the league

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The steam room is very similar to driving on the highway in the sense that if you’re there at the same time as me I hate you