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i miss jessie | go hawks | colson and evie’s mama | g🕊

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

I love watching Tess and Evie play together 🥺🥺 I never had a sister growing up, and I was so afraid their 8 year age gap would be an issue, but they’re the best of friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

I have a feeling this is finally going to be the year Santa brings me a boob job 😫🤞🏻

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Seasonal depression: 13468054
Addie: 0

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Tess used to have every single acrylic paint color you could think of. And now of course, when I actually need to use them half of them have some how disappeared and she doesn’t have the 4 specific colors I need 🥲

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Being hungover with little kids is you and your husband fighting about who gets to take a nap and who has to stay up with the kids 😂😂

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

My 8 year old told me I have the perfect smile and kids don’t lie, so yall can’t tell me shit

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

I just realized next year when we post first day of school photos, it’ll be colsons first day of school also😭😭 I’m really going to have a 4 year old this month and I’m so unwell about it, how did the years go by so fast???

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Age 26 is fighting for your life trying to keep your eyes open at 8pm on a Saturday 😴

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

@AshlynKalli Not the calligraphy queen getting told the difference 😂😂😂

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Tessa just told colson she was going to chop his legs off if he didn’t stop kicking her… that is the most sibling thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

I am SO ready to have a day job again. I miss spending nights and weekends with my family, I’m desperate at this point, I’d literally take anything 😭😭

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Tess told me she wants to be a a character from a scary movie for Halloween this year, like pennywise, ghost face, or Jason Vorhees and ya girl is PUMPED it’s our year to do her Halloween costume!! I can’t wait to make it for her!!

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

I never realized taking a hair tie out was a skill until I watched my 8 year old crest a literal knot in her hair trying to take hers out 😅😅

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Tess just said to me “I wish you never ever had to work again”

So basically, I’m quitting my job 🥹

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

@AshlynKalli Either she doesn’t remember or she’s fibbing because we definitely watched the goodies a few months ago 😂😂

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

“When did Easter become a second Christmas?”

When I could afford to give my kids nice shit because they deserve it, mind your fucking business

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Life is actually beating my ass, this bitch got hands. I am unwell.

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Update: I was on my death bed, but I’m only 6 pounds away from my goal weight so I guess worth it 😂😂😂

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

Cheated on my diet tonight and got food poisoning… needless to say I will never be cheating on my diet again😅😅

[addie🍑 @addisonnnh]

@AshlynKalli Facts!! 🖤🖤 she so loved by so many people, it warms my heart!!