PSA: do not drink and drive tomorrow and be the person that ruins someoneโs year by taking away their friend or family member due to your stupidity. Make plans for tomorrow so that everyone can start their year off right
Last night I went to see a movie with my brother, and when the cashier said โenjoy your movieโ I responded with โthanks, you too. ...wait no, not you too. Youโre not seeing the movie.โ And then tonight I went to see another movie and this happens
Collin: One day I was peeing and saw a centipede moving towards me so I jumped up in the air and peed all over the wallโ
Me: ...okay so did you clean the pee off the wall??โ
Collin: No. I may have exaggerated a little bit but I did get some pee on the wall.โ
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