AddledAlpaca

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare. he/him.

[lesbian father of 4 (jo) @HowdyItsJo]

call her lyndon the way she b. on my johnson

[cozy @bimbotheory]

Wild to watch China build up unbelievably futuristic infrastructure that produces more renewable energy than the rest of the world combined over just a few decades while the US is run into the ground as essentially a pump and dump scheme

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[dr. bitch @borzoilover47]

“where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

[Drought @_drought]

made a pair of jeans where it looks like 2 theives stole the patch

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

TLDR: Trump made the SI executive order to try and force companies to brand as “SI” instead of “AI”

- In the past 60 days, insiders bought thousands of .si domain names

- They’ve profited hundreds of millions of dollars so far.

[HouseQuay @HouseQuay]

Roxas - Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

[Bx Wood @populusaigeiros]

Noticing that old people tend to explore their environment like they’re playing some real life version of Skyrim. Just wandering into random buildings and opening a dialogue tree. “What sort of business is this?”

[rugsoda @nellaf]

zig-zag bag

[Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) @dropkick_murray]

The beautiful thing about being a Philly sports fan is theres always something new to focus on. The Sixers sponsor builds data centers? Go birds. Birds got blown out on MNF? Here come the Phillies. Phillies lost to the Braves? Flyers time. It’s a never ending parade of horrors

[popsee @qopsee99]

She taco on my bell till I blast on her baja

[zur @borderlineshion]

me: are we fucking deadass right now
the necrophile guy: 👀👀👀👀👀 where 👀👀👀👀 invite me

[cute brute @CuteBrute718]

Tapping the sign

[Amigo @Topboix]

"we're on the same wavelength" first of all that's the spectrum

[AddledAlpaca @AddledAlpaca]

@cyberbbymad Language of love!

[AddledAlpaca @AddledAlpaca]

Why is everything good French? Women, wine, cheese, champagne…

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

NL's been talking about this one for a decade