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Keeping a close eye on you lot

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@BBCNews Shurely shome mishtake - 40,000 migrants came by boat this morning??

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@RachelRileyRR The only reason I know about this T Shirt is because you have promoted it. Oh wait - now I have too...

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@RcmSuz The NHS is the largest healthcare employer in the world and serves the 19th largest population. Perhaps it needs to be organised better.

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@RunnymedeBC What has this driver done wrong...?

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@Siobhan_Baillie Hi - can you confirm that this document genuine?

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@BBCNews I don't know if it is a sick April Fool but your HEADLINES recording is currently saying that the minimumwage is going up to £18.91 an hour! https://t.co/jMc30wVoim

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@BBCBreakfast How insensitive of one of your reporters to describe a Covid Mortician’s job as a conveyor belt. No wonder she burst into tears!

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@BBCBreakfast Well done Mike Barton. What a wonderful breath of fresh, balanced air. Beautifully explained Sir.

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@Rossbrown94 @IKEAUK

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This @IKEAUK meatball is 10 weeks old now and I am worried it will last forever!

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@BBCBreakfast Everyone seems to say ‘as well’ during every segment. I’ve started counting this morning.

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@instagram Don’t worry - I’ve managed to hack it back.

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@instagram If you try to report a hacked Instagram account from UK, you get continuously looped back to the beginning of the procedure. How can I submit a report?

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@SurreyPolice That works - thank you

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@BBCBreakfast Naga... *sighs*

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@jk_rowling You are amazing and lovely. You show a strength of character that puts us all to shame. Stay strong and stay safe.

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I see lots of statistics flying around. Here's one: 95% of the UK prison population are men. Therefore, the Police is institutionally sexist.

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@SurreyRoadCops Why do your tweets have to be so sarcastic? Was anyone hurt?

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@JackkBarton It is also worth noting that 1.8 million Scots voted for the SNP and 2 million Scots voted ‘NO’ for IndyRef1.

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@JackkBarton If we are deciding whether to break up the Union, I’d like us all to vote for it, not just 4 million Scottish voters.