soccer mama

I'm not like other trader joes moms

[soccer mama @addloosh]

Boi, your opinion is less necessary than a gendered single-stall restroom.

[soccer mama @addloosh]

@WilliamWButler this is likely going to be my reality this next year ha haha hahh

[soccer mama @addloosh]

@bigdaddybogeman Tell her I say hi!!

[soccer mama @addloosh]

just want everyone to know i'm officially titling myself "bathroom influencer"

[soccer mama @addloosh]

I don't even tweet anymore I just go on here to retweet @DollyParton

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

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🦋🦋#WorldEmojiDay🦋🦋

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The bigger the hair the better the weekend. Happy #FridayFeeling! 😉

[soccer mama @addloosh]

my favorite drag queen shared her makeup tips https://t.co/F8rQnKlrKs

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

An original cut crease 😊

[Repeller @repeller]

It's finally SPRING so during the week I'll be an Annie but on the weekends I'm a Hallie https://t.co/gb2OfvO5i8

[soccer mama @addloosh]

do you ever take off your shoes and they smell like straight up buttered popcorn?

[The Stranger 🗞 @TheStranger]

Seattle University's president isn't happy with the university's paper, The Spectator, for publishing an "indecent" photo on their recent cover. He is "very, very embarrassed and ashamed." Please do him a favor and share this #drag pic far and wide.
https://t.co/4YO97NO8IT

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I hope @Oprah loves this throwback as much as I do!!!

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

DMs?
*Drags cigarette*
Now that's a thing that no one has slid into for years

[soccer mama @addloosh]

@nomclaughlin see also: the broad city shrooms episode

[soccer mama @addloosh]

new favorite activity is winking at presumably straight boys from inside moving vehicles

[soccer mama @addloosh]

if you post angsty song lyrics as your caption on every single Instagram post you make, please stop

[soccer mama @addloosh]

hopping on a 24 hr train ride in the morning and just finished packing a whole collection of snacks and movies. now, at 1am, I'll pack clothes for my actual trip.

[Chad King @itsmechadking]

Beyonce was not made in a day.