Raphael de la Ghetto

Also known as Hoffa. L.A. street poet. Most basic axe Whole Foods. Wills the homie

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@SUBWAY I REALLY LIKED YOUR ALL NEW ASIAGO CHIMPKEN SANDWICH I KNOW YOU CANT LEGALLY CALL IT CHICKEN BUT THATS GOOD CUZ IM A SCIENTOLOGIST AND WE THINK EATING CHICKEN IS A MORTAL SIN #PRAISE #BE #TO #LORD #ZENU

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YOU CANNOT USE ROMANCE LANGUAGES TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME I AM GENDER FLUID

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I KILLED A MAN IN BANGLADESH OVER A WOPPER JR AND ID DO IT AGAIN

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@SoundCloud your copyright rules suck ass

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@MyFavoriteEDM https://t.co/deTxNEYCBS go nuts

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@SquawkCNBC I called the market crashing in August cause of energy bubble and negative effect raising interest rates would have gimme a show

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@Loscobeats @Soulection did a lil sum thin sum thin on your track losco. I think you'll digg it #Hoffa https://t.co/B1hjTpmvAu

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@Seal yo so we should really make moves on these doppelgänger endorsement deals. Tower records and Trader joes are blowing my shit up

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@AndreAgassi YOU ARE A GOD. THE ONLY PRO ATHLETE TO PLAY THEIR SPORT IN JORTS WHILE HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH. TALENT DOES PREVAIL #FuckPractice

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@deepquestionbot Wut if sum1 named their kid superman asshole #socrates

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THE FOREIGN ESTATE TAX IS BEING IGNORED AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE BEING LOST YEARLY THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS DEPORT EVERY IMMIGRANT

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I WANNA THANK GOD AND HIS NEMESIS THE DEVIL WHO KEEPS GOD ON HIS TOES FOR MAKING ME GOOD AF AT KARATE I JUST KICKED SOME 12 YEAR OLDS ASS

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Relationship Goals

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WATCHING ANY SHOW ON E NETWORK WILL DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN THE SAME AS IF YOU PLAYED LINEBACKER IN THE NFL FOR 15 YEARS #FATGIRLS #RickJames

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JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW PRACTICING KARATE IN MY DOJO AKA MY MOMS BASEMENT LISTENING TO CRAZY IN LOVE I HAVE OFFICIALLY REACHED MY PEAK

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Mood:

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I WANT TO THANK GOD HIS NEMESIS SATAN AND THE STOCK MARKET FOR MAKING MCDONALDS BREAKFAST ALL DAY HAPPEN. I HAVE A HUGE BONER RIGHT MEOW

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THE ONLY PEOPLE WORTH EMULATING ARE KID ROCK AND KENNY FUCKING POWERS

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IM NOW SPENDING EVERY SATURDAY GETTING HIGH OFF CRYSTAL METH N MAKIN COLLAGES OF GIRAFFES COLLEGE FOOTBALL SUCKS WITH JEREMY JOHNSON AT QB